Season 8

2003 · 22 episodes

Episodes

1Patch BoomhauerWhen Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
2Reborn to Be WildHank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
3New Cowboy on the BlockThe thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
4The Incredible HankPeggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
5Flirting with the MasterA Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
6After the Mold RushThe Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
7Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and PropaneHank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
8Rich Hank, Poor HankHank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
9Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the HillPeggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
10That's What She SaidA new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
11My Hair LadyArlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
12Phish and WildlifeThe boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
13Cheer FactorPeggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
14Dale Be Not ProudDale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
15Après Hank, le DelugeDuring a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
16DaleTechHank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
17How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the AlamoIgnorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
18Girl, You'll Be a Giant SoonLuanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
19Stressed for SuccessBobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
20Hank's BackHank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
21The Redneck on Rainey StreetAfter Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
22Talking ShopBobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.