Season 6

2001 · 22 episodes

Episodes

1Bobby Goes NutsBobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.
2Soldier of MisfortuneAfter an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
3Lupe's RevengeA female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
4The Father, the Son, and J.C.Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
5Father of the BribeAfter Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
6I'm With CupidBobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
7Torch Song HillogyPeggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
8Joust Like a WomanPeggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
9The Bluegrass Is Always GreenerHank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
10The Substitute Spanish PrisonerA con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
11Unfortunate SonCotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
12Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret HillUnable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
13Tankin' It to the StreetsAfter learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
14Of Mice and Little Green MenWhen Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
15A Man Without a Country ClubKahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
16Beer and LoathingPeggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
17Fun with Jane and JaneOblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
18My Own Private RodeoHank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
19Sug NightHank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
20Dang Ol' LoveBill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
21Returning Japanese (1)The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
22Returning Japanese (2)Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.