The First Guy2019Season 2 · 2019 · 13 episodesEpisodes1The First Guy To Ever Commit A CrimeWhy can't I just take anything I want though?2The First Guy To Ever Write FictionHere's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!3The First Guy To Ever Have A NameHey person, what's your sound?4The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic FanHeyyyyyy I like that noise you made.5The First Guy To Ever Own A CatThis video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.6The First Guy To Ever Punch SomeoneHe who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.7The First Guy To Ever Clean HimselfI'm gonna smell like flowers.8The First Guy To Ever Be An ArtistHey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.9The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial10The First Guy To Ever Wear A CostumeIt's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!11The First Guy To Ever DreamI hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.12The First Guy To Ever Celebrate ChristmasChristmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)13The First Guy To Ever Kidnap SomeoneSeason 1Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9
