2021

Season 4 · 2021 · 21 episodes

Episodes

1The First Guy To Ever Go CampingLet's sleep where the bears live.
2The First Guy To Ever Open A ZooI arrested a penguin.
3The First Guy To Ever Open A SchoolI'm gonna lecture your kids.
4The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact LensesThe lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
5The First Guy To Ever Break An ArmIt bends that way now it decided.
6The First Guy To Ever Open A HotelSleep in my bed.
7The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million SubscribersBig thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
8The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, GooseIn Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
9The First Guy To Ever Climb A MountainMaybe I won't die.
10The First Guy To Ever Go To PrisonWhy can't I leave?
11The First Guy To Ever Order Food DeliveryBring me the food. Now.
12The First Guy To Ever Sell InsuranceSomething awful could happen.
13The First Guy To Ever Feel An EarthquakeWhoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
14The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports MascotI could dress up like an animal.
15The First Guy To Ever Hire An AssassinYou see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
16The First Guy To Ever ShopliftI'm taking this.
17The First Guy To Ever GraduateNow what?
18The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational SpeakerDon't. Ever. Sleep.
19The First Guy To Ever Solve A CrimeOkay wait. Who did this?
20The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-ThruI'm not getting out.
21The First Guy To Ever Build A SnowmanLooks like a real person.