The First Guy2020Season 3 · 2020 · 14 episodesEpisodes1The First Guy To Ever Open A RestaurantCome on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.2The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A ConcertEver wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.3The First Guy To Ever Make A FriendHi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.4The First Guy To Ever Have A HomePlease don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!5The First Guy To Ever SwimIt's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.6The First Guy To Ever Play TagTag is weird. It's a weird game.7The First Guy To Ever Get DrunkGood news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.8The First Guy To Ever Get RippedLook at all my bulges.9The First Couple To Ever Get MarriedSketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George10The First Couple To Ever Get DivorcedSketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George11The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A BirthdayLet's get fire involved.12The First Guy To Ever Rob A BankGive me people's money.13The First Guy To Ever Be KingI guess I own everything.14The First Guy To Ever Eat DessertThe meal is not done.Season 1Season 2Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9